INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
WIFE and HUSBAND watch television, something SULTRY like Nip/Tuck.
There's palpable tension between WIFE and HUSBAND as they stare straight ahead at Christian Troy banging another client in the ass.
WIFE takes a breath, knows this will be a pain in the ass.
WIFE
I'm pregnant.
HUSBAND
Fragrant?
WIFE
No! Pregnant -- there's someone inside me.
HUSBAND
WHO'S INSIDE YOU?!
WIFE
Our BABY! Our BABY is inside me.
HUSBAND
(hurt)
I thought I was your baby.
WIFE
My god, sweetie. Just go. Check Facebook, I put the news there.
HUSBAND eyes WIFE suspiciously as he EXITS to the bedroom...
Beat, then --
HUSBAND
(from other room)
YOU'RE MARRIED?!
